You're The Man Now Dog

'P' Is For 'Punch The Keys'

2006-05-24T16:46:00.000-04:00

Here is your first glimpse of the entire scene... done with Muppets. Here we see an old man teach a young blue monster how to type. He's really quite good. I'd even say that he's the man now, dog.
Muppet Sean Connery Teaches Typing

Joker Eats Crazy Pills Too

2006-05-24T16:37:00.000-04:00

So, in the alternate universe, its the Joker and not Batman who has totally lost his mind. Oh, and the portion of the song that was used is different. See, everything is turned upside down! Run for your lives.
PTKFGS: Joker: chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron

Mariah Is Sooo Hot

2006-05-24T15:23:00.000-04:00

And disgusting. I don't even want to know how someone leaving her had semen all over thier face. Remember when Mariah first started out? She was the nice girl. Good thing she ho'd it up and got bigger boobs. Where would our society be without her.
Mariah Carey Can't Forget! Wow...

More Montage: Friends

2006-05-24T15:14:00.000-04:00

I told you there would be more collage/montage/combinations. Well, this one is quite well made I must say. I think I have done you, dear reader, a disservice. I have not shown any posts with Shatner or with Milton. Whatever shall happen? You might not get a joke. You'll live. And, if not, I'll go back in time and save your life.
Friends of YTMND

Data Isn't Funny, Unless He Is Falling

2006-05-24T15:04:00.000-04:00

Not sure why this is funny. Maybe someone will comment on it and enlighten me. But it is. Maybe its the music? Maybe its anyone falling - doesn't have to be Data. Or, maybe its not actually funny. Whatever, I had it bookmarked for some reason.
Data also falls

Jesus Is Such A Joker

2006-05-24T14:51:00.000-04:00

Not only is this picture the definition of hilarity, it has the "God" music. If it has this song playing, its funny. Remember that, there will be more later. On a serious note, if Jesus likes anal, he must be awesome.
Does Jesus like anal?

It Certainly Makes Me Laugh

2006-05-24T14:44:00.000-04:00

I look at this photograph, and I laugh. Why? Because I like pants. And someone dancing around pants-less is just one notch higher. What I don't get is how this guy got a picture frame that shows animated photos. Neato.
Look at pants-less man's photograph!

Combine And Conquer

2006-05-24T14:35:00.000-04:00

This awful creature here combines one annoying sound with another to produce an even more annoying sound. I promise it will give you a headache within 2 minutes.
Sean Connery and Alex Trebek combine their powers to form one supermutant!

Where Can I Get A Cat?

2006-05-24T14:26:00.000-04:00

Oh, good. I answered my own question. Here is a cat. And a free one at that. Yay! Did anyone bring a shovel?
FREE CAT!!!!

Imperial Walker-Style

2006-05-24T14:18:00.000-04:00

I'm so hard it feels like its made of steel. I did a lot of creative things with my toys as a kid, but I don't think I ever came up with this one. I wonder if that whore Leia likes to watch robot porn. I'm sure she does.
All night long, eh?

Hip-Hop Stomp

2006-05-24T13:05:00.000-04:00

Ok. This one is just plain mean. But you just gotta love Gwen Stefani right. I mean, if that song don't get you stompin' on some skulls, you must be dead (or "stomped").
Ain't no holler back nyugguh!

California And Michigan

2006-05-24T12:58:00.000-04:00

Do you remember Howard Dean? I certainly do. Did you know he started a funk band? I think you will be pleasantly surprised, he rocks man. Just look how pumped up he can make the crowd. He's a natural.
Howard Dean!

Babys Are Cute - YA RLY

2006-05-24T12:57:00.000-04:00

Babies are cute. I mean it. Except for this one. Ok, well, just this one particular snapshot I've got here. But otherwise, very cute. And very freaky thanks to our friend Photoshop. Sad thing is that I found this while searching for 'O RLY'.
Crazy Mean Baby O RLY?

Super Molesting Man

2006-05-24T12:43:00.000-04:00

I never really liked Superman. And, know what, I had him pegged as a child molestor the whole time. Too bad he's Superman and nobody can stop him from taking advantage of children. (Leave this in the background and let it repeat 50 times - it really gets hilarious.)
But Superman, I poop from there...

I Meet Dilbert

2006-05-24T12:39:00.000-04:00

I know I'm supposed to be showing you YTMNDs on this blog, but I had to take a post and make it personal. I have a chance here to show you just how famous I've become as a time traveler. I'm basically a pop-culture phenom. (Sad how funny this is now that you get the joke isn't it.)
Dilbert Meets the Time Traveler

Inherently Funny: Meat

2006-05-24T12:30:00.000-04:00

A long time ago the thought of meat just became funny. Uproriously funny. I still don't know why. But who cares. Meat is meat is meat man. Oh yeah, and it gets even funnier when you repeat it a lot.
MEAT

Right Now I Never Liked Van Halen

2006-05-23T23:06:00.000-04:00

Seriously. I never liked Van Halen. Enough about me, lets get down to business. This is your first intoduction into the world of compilations. Here some dweeb with way too much time on his hands takes some music and makes a little movie involving as many YTMND "fads" as possible. I tried to present you with all the necessary fads ahead of time, so you would get all the jokes, but I didn't get around to "Chuck Norris," "Burger King" or "New Orleans." But I have faith that you are all smart enough to get the joke. Because that's the real genius of this site, the more of these stupid things you see, the more the other ones not only make sense, but get much funnier. So, happy YTMNDing.
Right Now It's YTMND

Bill Guy The Science Nye

2006-05-23T22:51:00.000-04:00

This is only here because you have to learn these things before you can pass this grade. Don't want to be getting left back (in time). And, well, who doesn't like Bill Nye? And his dumb song.
Bill Nye The Science Guy!

Freakish Cat Head Dance

2006-05-23T22:11:00.000-04:00

This is just dumb. But for some reason it is a big mesmerizing. Maybe its the Benny Hill music that's playing. Makes me think of half-naked women running around in circles.
Cute + Benny = hypnotic

My Heart Went Down South

2006-05-17T18:40:00.000-04:00

Biz Markie baby! "A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south. So please listen to the message that I say..."
OH SNAP

Peppers You Animal You

2006-05-17T15:35:00.000-04:00

Legend has it that this very sexual man here is a registered sex offender. Unfortunately for him his picture is all over the internet. So not only is he famous, he's infamous. Fortunately for you, he get funnier every time he shows up, especially with that very foreboding "sexual predator" music.
brian peppers sexual predator

In The Year 2000

2006-05-17T15:23:00.000-04:00

In the year 2000 Conan claps his hands and the world follows. Not in the clapping, but they follow his every command. Why? Because he has enslaved them. I've traveled through time, I've seen it. Beware the Conan of the Future.
Conan in the Future

Intricate Animated Gifs Aren't That Funny

2006-05-17T15:15:00.000-04:00

So, an animated gif where things move around is real neato. Even more neato when the animated gif seems to flow into a tiled copy of itself. Yes, we can all use Photoshop, very clever. I just don't get it. Maybe one of you, valiant readers can explain it to me. I was at least hoping for a picture of someone's balls at the very least.
Blue Ball Machine

Burritos For Columbine

2006-05-17T15:08:00.000-04:00

So, Michael Moore is fat. And annoying. And, well, he really is way too easy to make fun of. Here is an excelent example.
Michael Moore is too easy to make fun of

Duck Origins (Almost)

2006-05-16T18:03:00.000-04:00

This was supposed to be the introduction to Ralph Wiggum and his first game of Duck, Duck, Goose. Well, seems as though that YTMND has been taken down. Damn shame. Good thing someone else picked up the audio and slapped it onto some photos of Fearless Leader. (The original had Ralph running around a circle of seated friends saying "duck" over and over and over and over and over again.)
George W. Bush: duck duck duck.....

Time Travel Duck

2006-05-16T17:45:00.000-04:00

On one of my trips back through time I took Ralph Wiggum along. He loved it. Simple child. He didn't realize the danger all around him. He even offered up this song for the king's enjoyment. We barely got out of there with our lives.
Medieval Duck Duck Duck

I Be Keepin' It Real, Duck

2006-05-16T17:42:00.000-04:00

Final "duck" installment. And the best one to boot. Here we see Ralph in true form, droppin' mad "ducks" on the people.
Still D.U.C.K.

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Nuts In Cups

2006-05-16T17:25:00.000-04:00

Picture is really all you need with this one. Yeah, there is some music involved, but I can think of some better music. "If I had my nuts, in a cup, would they be nut-cups?" "If I had my nuts on your chin, would they be chin-nuts?"
Nut-Cup

Nature Is Disgusting

2006-05-16T17:20:00.000-04:00

Look at this cute little bastard right here. One of nature's wonders. Actually, the way he's staring is making me think he's picturing you in your underwear. Better stand back, this could get messy. Filthy nature.
The Masturbating Lemur!

Corn Nuts 4 Corn Nuts

2006-05-16T16:57:00.000-04:00

Did you know Corn Nuts had a theme song? Did you ever want Corn Nuts to just be one word: Cornuts? Well, this is one of the most ridiculous jingles I've ever busted a nut on.
Bust a nut!

I Just Fell In Love With Joni Mitchell

2006-05-15T17:33:00.000-04:00

I've always been a big fan of folk music. Its the only kind you can still hear played in different times throughout history. But this Joni Mitchell chick, well, she's got something special. The harmonics on some of those deeper notes is really something else.
Joni Mitchell can't stop belching

That's Pantstastic

2006-05-15T17:23:00.000-04:00

I know you love pants. Who doesn't? Well, certainly not me. I LOOOOVE pants. This YTMND is so irritating it actually starts to piss me off. Which then makes me laugh. Am I the only one like this?
PANTS

Boobies O Rly Ya Rly No Wai

2006-05-15T17:10:00.000-04:00

Look look! Boobies. Boobies like bags of sand. "O Rly?" you say. "Ya Rly" is how I would respond. You're just going to have to see the lame-joke-ness in action yourself. Behold, the O Rly owl in all his glory.
O RLY? boobies? OWLOL

Poor Moe

2006-05-15T17:00:00.000-04:00

Nobody likes Moe. Maybe because of his sunny disposition. Maybe its because he doesn't have the self confidence to show people what a wonderful person he is. Maybe you never thought about how much Moe is hurting inside.
MOE MOE MOE!

My Balls Hurt

2006-05-15T10:43:00.000-04:00

Recently, someone actually answered my ad to travel back in time with me. He knew the dangers involved. We went back in time to England. Oh the horrors.
Balls Brothers

Jesus Is King... Of Gold's Gym

2006-05-13T00:40:00.000-04:00

Our God is an awesome God. Hope you knew that. 'Cuz if you didn't, Jesus is going to come down off of that cross and kick your ass. Wonder why parents never use that threat on their kids. That's what this world needs, an old fashioned god like the Greeks had. Strong, powerful, muscular and having sex with everyone in his family, male or female.
Jesus is AWESOME

Were There Even Any Female Transformers?

2006-05-13T00:21:00.000-04:00

How many times do I have to explain that its all in the repetition? How many times do I have to explain that its all in the repetition? I dare you not to laugh at this one. And after you do, just leave it on the screen for 10 minutes. I guarantee a good laugh about every 30 seconds.
Optimus Prime Likes Boobies

Get Your Booty Bumpin'

2006-05-13T00:14:00.000-04:00

Damn son! See, that's how you work it. Nobody does it like the New Kids On The Block. Lesson for some of you n00bs, simple out-of-place music with a graphic really has legs.
New Kids On The Block

Sadness Is All Around Us

2006-05-13T00:08:00.000-04:00

This one would be marked as NSFK - Not Safe For Kids. He really does look at peace though. I tried to go back in time to stop him from doing it, but he really was determined to put the "'Street" behind him.
elmo is..hanged

It's Catching On

2006-05-13T00:03:00.000-04:00

Told you Trebek was in trouble. What kills me is the amount of time someone had to spend on this to give him that sing-song voice. Quite catchy though, brava! Look out for some more combinatorics later.
Alex Trebek Sings YTMND

Dooooooo

2006-05-12T23:55:00.000-04:00

Hope you like German. And Hasslehoff. And bad puns. Sweet, sweet puns.
DEW!!!!!

Interactive Odular

2006-05-12T23:51:00.000-04:00

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding! This really needs no explanation. Its a song about my cell phone being a banana. If you are wondering about the song, it comes from Raffi, children's musician genius. I wonder if Skype has made an internet adapted banana yet?
Cloud Banana Phone

Hello Stinky

2006-05-12T23:45:00.000-04:00

I forgot to tell you that I love cats. And Hello Kitty. And farts. Hope that doesn't ruin the surprise.
Hello Kitty Underpants

You're The Jeopardy Now Dog!

2006-05-12T23:36:00.000-04:00

And you thought YTMND had no cultural reach. For shame. What's sad is that Trebek should have known that he will forever be a joke/internet legend, just like Connery.
ytmnd pwns jeopardy

Now Now When?

2006-05-12T23:28:00.000-04:00

Yes yes, I can recite this scene word for word. But I can't possibly be the only dork out there who can. What you didn't know is that I have situations like this happen to me all the time when I am traveling back in time with my weapons.
spaceballs

I'll Pork To That

2006-05-12T23:18:00.000-04:00

I'm going to have to keep explaining to you people that repetition begets annoying. And annoying begets funny. Don't believe me, let this one stay on your screen for 10 minutes. I promise you will laugh 'till pork comes out your nose.
Porkchop Sandwiches!

Sublymonal Ekacyppuc?

2006-05-12T12:16:00.000-04:00

See what happens when you go and take a really nice, simple, cute thing and play it in reverse?
CUPPYCAKE in reverse

Cuppycake?

2006-05-12T12:03:00.000-04:00

I'm not sure I even get the Cuppycake Gumdrop thing. The song is funny, I'll give it that. But the picture? What is that? A cat? Cake? Muffin? Some horrible combination of them all? I know there is a better one out there with really cute cats instead of cat-bread.
CUPPYCAKE GUMDROPS

Punch It To The Limit

2006-05-12T10:11:00.000-04:00

Time for your first lesson in combinatorics. I have been trying to post the oldest ones first to build up to the new stuff, but this new one is awesome and the world needs to see it. Here we see Punch-Out combined with the Time Traveler. Of course the Time Traveler wins the fight, he does push it to the limit.
Punch Out: Minor Circuit *timeguy*

I Must Be Boring And Not Original

2006-05-11T23:53:00.000-04:00

Seems to be a theme/meme/fad going around that says its O.K. to make fun of kids who dress in all black and use too much make-up. Did you know that their emotions are much harsher than your's and mine? Great song though, wherever it came from.
The Emo Song

Batman Loses His Mind

2006-05-11T23:35:00.000-04:00

Amazing how stupid someone can look when you take a 2 second clip and repeat it ad infinitum. Oh, and find the most ridiculous audio clip on the internet. I thought someone had made up that audio clip, nope. Real song. Real band. Makes me a little nuts that these guys make money off of stuff like this.
Batman: ualuealuealeuale

Death Star Disney

2006-05-11T23:26:00.000-04:00

Darth Vader says "Noooooo" a lot. At least in this universe. And in this universe, ol' Darth hits up fun parks on his days off.
NOOOller Coaster

What Has Happened To My Bike?

2006-05-11T23:07:00.000-04:00

Ever win a couple of boxing matches? Ever go for a run on the East River in Brooklyn with the New York City skyline 'paralax scrolling' behind you as you run? Ever wear a pink sweatsuit as a boxer?
Ever play Nintendo? Ever play "Mike Tyson's Punch Out"? Well, someone dreamed up the idea that instead of following your trainer on his bike, the dude in the pink sweatsuit was chasing someone who had stolen his bike. Expect more on this in the future.
n*gg* stole my bike, Punchout remix.

Seriously, What Is love?

2006-05-11T17:14:00.000-04:00

You want repetition? You want annoying? Well, have I got a page for you. We got some of the worst music ever made, and a well made animated gif. What more can you ask for? Well, what more can you ask for in a YTMND?
What Is Love?

Picard: Space Crooner

2006-05-11T17:06:00.000-04:00

Ever get down with a space captain? No? Well now you can. This is where Captain Jean Picard started his musical career on YTMND. Remember, because it repeats and is annoying it is therefore funny.
Picard Song

Same Paris She Used To Be

2006-05-11T16:49:00.000-04:00

Apparently, Paris Hilton suffers from the same facial disease as Miss Lohan. And, she seems to like the same music - who knew.
Paris Hilton doesn't change facial expressions

You Will Give Me A Vowel

2006-05-11T16:06:00.000-04:00

So the Dark Lord of the Sith was on Wheel of Fortune one day. Nooo? Yes! And, needless to say, he was triumphant. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Same Facial Expression That I Used To Be

2006-05-11T12:54:00.000-04:00

Apparently, Miss Lohan makes the same face when posing for pictures. All the time. In every photo. Check it out for yourself. And keep Miss Lohan in mind for future posts, she shows up a lot.
Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial expressions.

Push it to the Limit

2006-05-10T23:33:00.000-04:00

This guy pushes it to the limit. Obviously.
Safety Not Guaranteed

You're The Man Now Dog

2006-05-10T23:08:00.000-04:00

Well, here we are. The original. You want the story? Here it is. Sean Connery was in a movie called Finding Forrester. From IMDB "Plot Outline: An afro-american teen writing prodigy finds a mentor in a reclusive author." Mr. Connery utters the phrase "You're the man now dog" to encourage the young writer (Rob Brown) while he is writing. Best explained on Wikipedia. Why is it funny? Because things that are annoying get funny when repeated over and over and over again.
You're The Man Now Dog