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May 13, 2006

Jesus Is King... Of Gold's Gym

Our God is an awesome God. Hope you knew that. 'Cuz if you didn't, Jesus is going to come down off of that cross and kick your ass. Wonder why parents never use that threat on their kids. That's what this world needs, an old fashioned god like the Greeks had. Strong, powerful, muscular and having sex with everyone in his family, male or female.
Jesus is AWESOME

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