Look at this cute little bastard right here. One of nature's wonders. Actually, the way he's staring is making me think he's picturing you in your underwear. Better stand back, this could get messy. Filthy nature. The Masturbating Lemur!
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box XXX, Oakview CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
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