Duck Origins (Almost)

This was supposed to be the introduction to Ralph Wiggum and his first game of Duck, Duck, Goose. Well, seems as though that YTMND has been taken down. Damn shame. Good thing someone else picked up the audio and slapped it onto some photos of Fearless Leader. (The original had Ralph running around a circle of seated friends saying "duck" over and over and over and over and over again.)
George W. Bush: duck duck duck.....

Time Travel Duck

On one of my trips back through time I took Ralph Wiggum along. He loved it. Simple child. He didn't realize the danger all around him. He even offered up this song for the king's enjoyment. We barely got out of there with our lives.
Medieval Duck Duck Duck

I Be Keepin' It Real, Duck

Final "duck" installment. And the best one to boot. Here we see Ralph in true form, droppin' mad "ducks" on the people.
Still D.U.C.K.