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Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

May 24, 2006

Data Isn't Funny, Unless He Is Falling

Not sure why this is funny. Maybe someone will comment on it and enlighten me. But it is. Maybe its the music? Maybe its anyone falling - doesn't have to be Data. Or, maybe its not actually funny. Whatever, I had it bookmarked for some reason.
Data also falls

Imperial Walker-Style

I'm so hard it feels like its made of steel. I did a lot of creative things with my toys as a kid, but I don't think I ever came up with this one. I wonder if that whore Leia likes to watch robot porn. I'm sure she does.
All night long, eh?

May 17, 2006

My Heart Went Down South

Biz Markie baby! "A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south. So please listen to the message that I say..."
OH SNAP

Burritos For Columbine

So, Michael Moore is fat. And annoying. And, well, he really is way too easy to make fun of. Here is an excelent example.
Michael Moore is too easy to make fun of

May 16, 2006

Nature Is Disgusting

Look at this cute little bastard right here. One of nature's wonders. Actually, the way he's staring is making me think he's picturing you in your underwear. Better stand back, this could get messy. Filthy nature.
The Masturbating Lemur!

Corn Nuts 4 Corn Nuts

Did you know Corn Nuts had a theme song? Did you ever want Corn Nuts to just be one word: Cornuts? Well, this is one of the most ridiculous jingles I've ever busted a nut on.
Bust a nut!

May 15, 2006

I Just Fell In Love With Joni Mitchell

I've always been a big fan of folk music. Its the only kind you can still hear played in different times throughout history. But this Joni Mitchell chick, well, she's got something special. The harmonics on some of those deeper notes is really something else.
Joni Mitchell can't stop belching