Mariah Is Sooo Hot

And disgusting. I don't even want to know how someone leaving her had semen all over thier face. Remember when Mariah first started out? She was the nice girl. Good thing she ho'd it up and got bigger boobs. Where would our society be without her.
Mariah Carey Can't Forget! Wow...

Poor Moe

Nobody likes Moe. Maybe because of his sunny disposition. Maybe its because he doesn't have the self confidence to show people what a wonderful person he is. Maybe you never thought about how much Moe is hurting inside.
MOE MOE MOE!

Dooooooo

Hope you like German. And Hasslehoff. And bad puns. Sweet, sweet puns.
DEW!!!!!